Jimmy Neno’s Pizzeria & Taproom Menu

WARNING!! These aren't made with iceberg. We use spring mixish crispy greens, suspiciously fresh veggies, and dressings with questionable intentions. It’s technically a salad, perfect for pretending you’re making good choices while eyeing a stromboli. Terrible? Maybe. Refreshing? Somehow, yes.

This isn’t just soup—it’s a timeline event. The recipe was gifted to our Nona by a third-generation time traveler from ancient Tartary, sworn to preserve sacred flavor across dimensions. Each spoonful blends meat, greens, and cosmic destiny, as foretold in steam and meatballs. It’s not just wedding soup—it’s a union of time, taste, and legend.

They say Jimmy Neno's Sandwiches are too good—like, suspiciously good. Some swear the secret sauce contains ancient flavor algorithms reverse-engineered from alien tech. Others whisper that each bite subtly rewires your tastebuds for total sandwich loyalty. Coincidence? Or culinary mind control? You didn’t hear it from us. Our Chicken Sucks Though! Kinda Like a MAC Chicken according to some.

PLEASE SELECT THE SIZE YOU WANT TO SEE FINAL PRICE IN THE CART. Legend says Jimmy Neno’s stromboli is divinely infused, packed with the secret D.O.M. Sauce—so powerful it was served at the Last Supper. Jesus approved. Hidden for centuries, now baked to perfection. Miraculous? Maybe. Delicious? Absolutely.

PRICE SHOWN IS FOR A MEDIUM. PLEASE SELECT THE SIZE YOU WANT TO SEE FINAL PRICE IN THE CART. At Jimmy Nenos, these bite-sized flavor bombs are rumored to be encrypted messages from a long-lost pizza civilization. Some say if you eat them in the right order, you unlock forbidden knowledge—or at least crave five more. Trust no one. Especially the rolls.

Fresh, Never frozen, chicken wings, Jimmy Neno's wings aren’t cooked—they’re activated. Ancient spice codes fried into each batch unlock primal cravings and possibly forgotten memories. Some say the heat levels correspond to government clearance tiers, and the “extra hot” flavor? That’s classified. Eat the wings, join cheap owner the flock of birds.

ADD TOPPINGS & SELECT SIZE TO SEE THE FINAL PRICE IN THE CART. Every topping you select sends data to a crust-based surveillance network—some say it’s run by a secret council of flavor engineers deep beneath Jimmy Neno's. The sauce? D.O.M. Coded. The cheese? Microchipped. You think you're making dinner—you're actually participating in a dough-fueled conspiracy centuries in the baking.

PRICE SHOWN IS FOR A PERSONAL SIZE PIZZA PLEASE SELECT YOUR PIZZA SIZE TO SEE CORRECT PRICE IN CART. The truth about Jimmy Nenos' gourmet pizzas? They're not just pizzas—they're circular portals to flavor dimensions unknown. Rumor has it the crust recipe was discovered in a forbidden cookbook sealed in volcanic glass, and the toppings rearrange themselves into symbols only visible under moonlight.

Jimmy Neno's pasta dinners are hand-crafted by a dreamy Hunky who was left on a church step by a drunken Irish basket maker in central Italy, raised by pasta-loving nuns and taught the sacred art of sauce. Every twirl of spaghetti carries whispers of his mysterious past and a dash of divine intervention. It’s holy, hearty, and hopelessly delicious!